@ariadne I imagine Jeff was on all fours as he kept out the window, insight to the horrors of his true form.

@ariadne @thegibson pretty close except Jeff murdered your partner and lets the apartment burn down before revealing himself.

@ariadne I once had to take a break from working on a massive outage because there was an small fire in the smoking area outside that needed to be put out.

If you have to justify this to a cold, dead capitalist: Servers can be replaced, applications restored from backups, this process takes days/weeks. To hire and train a new human to do those things takes months/years. Pick one.

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