Stop talking about doing crimes on Fedi (even shoplifting).
What, you don't think there's cops here 🤦? Of course there are cops here. Cops don't have to tell you they're cops. Fucks sake.
Shows just how little people actually know about how the police work.
@Elizafox you have to tell me if you're a cop tho
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