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👀 👀 What's up sluts! 👩‍🎤👩‍🎤 Did you hear? 👸 Her Majesty Elizabeth 👸 has shuffled off this 🫦👅sexy coil 👅🫦. We're 👁️ seeing 👁️ her off with one last 👑 royal 👑 🪛 💦 😛screw 🪛 💦 😛 at 💂👉🫶 Fuckingham 💂👉👌Palace so put on your best 🍆 💦 pearl necklace 💦 🍆 and get over here for a 👸 queen-sized 👸 😜🫦 fuck 🍆 😜 and 👅🍌 suck 🫦🍆. Send this to all your favorite 👸💂 who you want to 🍆 🫶 unite kingdoms 🍌😛 with. If you get 3️⃣ back you're a 🍆 💍 Prince Albert 💍 🍆. If you get 7️⃣ back you're a 🍑 🍑 BBC BBL 🍑 🍑. But if you get 🔟 back 🕰️ Big Ben 🕰️ 👅🫦 bongs 🍆 🍑 you silly. If you don't send this to at least 🔟 randy 👩‍🎤 birds 👩‍🎤 the Daily Mail will call you a 😫 right cunt 😫

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