@ariadne I finally cracked and bought myself one of those 150cm geese. They're quite intimidatingly-large, aren't they? And now AliExpress has smelt blood and is recommending a 190cm duck…
So just eight days after placing my first trial AliExpress order, it has touched down in Liège, 30km from the Dutch border. I wonder if PostNL's usual blithering incompetence means it still won't arrive until the original mid-July estimate.
(It's a 1.6m long goose, and thanks to @ariadne for the tip-off.)
If you upgrade every time there's a new release, it is a huge headache.
If you don't upgrade every time there's a new release, it's a much worse headache.
The upgrades will continue until morale improves.